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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by smash » 10 Jun 2011 18:19

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by gulliver » 14 Jun 2011 17:41

I refer to one of my friends as "donkey balls" He mooned a bunch of us once and his ballbag was so saggy it was in china.

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by smash » 14 Jun 2011 18:49

round or square?

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by gulliver » 15 Jun 2011 19:48

lopsided.

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by smash » 16 Jun 2011 00:44

It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by gulliver » 16 Jun 2011 21:04

smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

I wasn't trying to muscle in on DS's patch here, I was just commenting in general on the thread. Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by smash » 17 Jun 2011 01:14

gulliver wrote:
smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

I wasn't trying to muscle in on DS's patch here, I was just commenting in general on the thread. Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.

I was fine with you answering, but I was bemoaning the fate of Deadly Superman. Maybe Deadly superman, deadlied himself?

And as for feeling useless...so I basically made you feel how dex makes all of us feel here? ;p

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by gulliver » 17 Jun 2011 03:38

smash wrote:
gulliver wrote:
smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

I wasn't trying to muscle in on DS's patch here, I was just commenting in general on the thread. Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.

I was fine with you answering, but I was bemoaning the fate of Deadly Superman. Maybe Deadly superman, deadlied himself?

And as for feeling useless...so I basically made you feel how dex makes all of us feel here? ;p
Dex is such a Dex.

I wonder what Deadly Superman's kryptonite is? Lesbians probably.


I wonder what happened to some of the others... Eamonn? Seriously? Exelis?

There was even a chick on here at some stage.

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by Dex » 17 Jun 2011 04:01

gulliver wrote:There was even a chick on here at some stage.
Smash is still here.
“Also, mouth-to-mouth causes AIDS” - Zilch 5/18/2010

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by smash » 17 Jun 2011 07:21

Deadly Superman made me think of this hypothetical question. Can the invincible man of steel defeat himself?

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by efilflah » 17 Jun 2011 20:07

I always thought that he should be able to harm himself like a big emo superman who pulls his own hair out. Either that or he should at least be plagued by the pain of accidentally biting his own cheek or tongue. Fucking kills!

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by gulliver » 18 Jun 2011 18:30

Ok so who'd win Thor or Superman?

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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by The Deadly Superman » 22 Jun 2011 20:06

smash wrote:Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
My balls hang at a normal average range, I assume.They've never been uncomfortably high or low, except in extreme temperatures. The swinging is about average too, I assume.
smash wrote:round or square?
And my balls are round, square balls wouldn't really be balls, as much as cubes.
smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.
Neither. I meant to answer this the other day, but then I realized I was sleepy and never did. I tend to do that a lot.
gulliver wrote:Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.
You don't always feel that way?
smash wrote:Maybe Deadly superman, deadlied himself?
Nope.
gulliver wrote:I wonder what Deadly Superman's kryptonite is? Lesbians probably.
Pretty much, yeah.
smash wrote:Deadly Superman made me think of this hypothetical question. Can the invincible man of steel defeat himself?
Yep.
gulliver wrote:Ok so who'd win Thor or Superman?
What are the rules? Hammer or no Hammer? Is Kryptonite allowed?

Because everytime I hear a hypothetical fight involving Superman, someone says something to the effect of "so-and-so could just use kryptonite and..-" No fuck, Douchebag! Anyone could defeat Superman if they had enough kryptonite.


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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by The Deadly Superman » 20 Jul 2011 11:04

*No Deadly Superman* TALKING EVERYWHERE

*Deadly Superman returns* And the crowd goes mild.
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Re: The Deadly Superman

Post by The Deadly Superman » 02 Sep 2013 06:03

I updated my avatar!


Suck a dick.
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