The Drunken Thread

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Post by Seriously » 23 Jul 2005 01:28

<span style='color:maroon'>The thought has come into my head to purchase some Saison Dupont, which I didn't know existed until 2 days ago.


Is it advisable that I do this?</span>

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Post by WP_LeGeNd » 23 Jul 2005 07:12

I go post here cuz I'm drunk lalike a birdy who sucks weed!

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Post by BlackMage » 23 Jul 2005 13:04

My buddy Jack is helping me a long just fine.

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Post by ruprechtjones » 23 Jul 2005 14:52

Seriously, be careful. I have memories of not remembering that drink. It was a fuzzy summer. Things might have happened.

Make sure you have a lawyer on retainer before you delve into that world...

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Post by jackdaniels » 05 Aug 2005 04:40

Just cracked open a fresh bottle of Patron Silver,

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Post by turtle1 » 05 Aug 2005 08:04

<span style='color:green'>mmm...

vodka and 7-up</span>
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Post by rion » 05 Aug 2005 14:59

I am drunk off of miller high life tall boys, &#036;1.28!

That's what happens when you hate your job!

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Post by embus » 10 Aug 2005 10:44

Frantic choirboys light the sullen stage with bows of authenticity!!!

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Post by thess » 11 Aug 2005 04:38

Happiness is an espresso martini, a cigarette, and a conversation with the boy.

(/GAY WTF)

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Post by kvl » 15 Aug 2005 16:44

Last weekend my a few friends and I went to my cottage. Long story short, we all go hammered, one buddy fell down 33 steps as we were heading to the beach at 3 am (that first step was a doozy) and i had to drive him to the hospital, even though i was so drunk i made a wrong turn and turned a 15 minute drive into a 45 minute one. 4 dislocated ribs popped back into place for him, and one complete viewing of Rocky from start to finish for me and back to the cottage and beer we went.

Moral of the story: Driving drunk is OK if your friend falls down stairs.

Or.

Rocky is badass to watch in a hospital.

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Post by inplainview » 27 Aug 2005 10:44

Drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck yeah!

Is my typing slurred?

It shou;d be../.

yeajh..;

FUBAR ROCKES!

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Post by Dairy » 27 Aug 2005 11:50

Thanks for sharing Dr. Strangelove.

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Post by Eamon Angelface » 28 Aug 2005 13:18

kvl wrote:Last weekend my a few friends and I went to my cottage. Long story short, we all go hammered, one buddy fell down 33 steps as we were heading to the beach at 3 am (that first step was a doozy) and i had to drive him to the hospital, even though i was so drunk i made a wrong turn and turned a 15 minute drive into a 45 minute one. 4 dislocated ribs popped back into place for him, and one complete viewing of Rocky from start to finish for me and back to the cottage and beer we went.

Moral of the story: Driving drunk is OK if your friend falls down stairs.

Or.

Rocky is badass to watch in a hospital.
Ambulance rides are also very fun when drunk/high. I just took one cause a guy got his ass beat down hard for what I think was no reason at all. Best part was I don't know the guy and his friends who met us there ended up leaving him in the waiting room so they could drive me back to the bar. My friends all thought I was in the bathroom the whole time.

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Post by ruprechtjones » 03 Sep 2005 13:43

Playing online games whilst blitzed out of your gourd is kind of fun. There is a difference between playing World of Warcraft stinking drunk, and playing while blissfully stoned.

I will chronicle these differences and let you guys know. Expect an eight-page thesis very soon now.

burp.

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Post by ~vjay~ » 03 Sep 2005 20:16

I'm tipsy, i can post in here now

I am all alone,
I am bored

I am lonely

I am drinking yucky old wine

Wheres the vodka when you need it?

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