Hi Res Ashlee Simpson

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Post by jfarino » 05 Jul 2004 05:48

I think we're all forgetting the good that ashlee brings--oh wait, nevermind.

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Post by speakEz » 05 Jul 2004 13:09

i'm a newbie and a stupid fucking one at that. its cause i'm different

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Post by J-Mah » 05 Jul 2004 16:10

No, its because your a Stupid Fucking Newbie. We all are untill we post something thats not full of shit.

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Post by dreezy » 05 Jul 2004 16:38

Sweet. Now there's a "hipster" pop singer.

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Post by troy » 06 Jul 2004 04:14

much uglier then her sister...

her fucking nose is huge.. i would -not- hit that, and her music sounds like shit.

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Post by kvl » 06 Jul 2004 06:50

Don't lie. You'd hit it if you had the chance. Pretty much anyone here, even if they say they wouldn't, would tap that ass if they could.

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Post by Justin » 06 Jul 2004 06:52

i'd hit it alright

with my penis across her face!

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Post by Christopher911 » 06 Jul 2004 13:31

I agree with Justin entirely!!!! Id smack that bitch silly with my penis till she cried for mercy!!! And then, id bamboozle her by offering her tuna and calling it chicken, Plus i already know itd work cuz it worked on her sister. Ha! the evil plan seems to be working

P.s. u should have an insane looking smiley faced dude.

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Post by spiritualized1 » 06 Jul 2004 20:03

While Jessica has a hot body, Ashlee has only Jessica (and an annoying personality). The fact is that neither of the Simpson sisters are beautiful. They both have facial features that are unappealing, while Ashlee is by far the uglier of the two. On the other hand, while Avril might not have the most comely body ever she definitely has both looks and personality.

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Post by JoeShmo » 06 Jul 2004 22:43

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Post by torinado » 09 Jul 2004 06:38

she's a stupid whiny bitch which a huge schnoz... brown bag special all the way.

on her TV show you can tell how much work the studio has to do to gussy up her horrible singing voice to make it marketable. her singing voice is as whiny as her normal voice...

down with snuffleuffagus simpson!

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Post by DMBrules » 09 Jul 2004 10:37

Don't lie. You'd hit it if you had the chance. Pretty much anyone here, even if they say they wouldn't, would tap that ass if they could.
I for one would not. If after people spend hundreds of dollars attempting to make her look good she only looks ok then can u imagine what she looks like otherwise. The far majority of girls out there are going to be better looking then her. However, i guess a brown paper bag would do the trick.

Eh, I'm hungry, and i have a test tomorrow at 11AM. This sucks.


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Post by BlackMage » 10 Jul 2004 10:21

OH HELL NO! Personally I'd bang Avril any day...but that aside..if it came down to me, her, and survival of the human race...Well its been fun. The Simpson sisters are not attractive...Jessica looks like Yoshi from the Super Mario Movie...and Ashlee looks like Super Mario...
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Post by EvilYeti » 21 Jul 2004 13:31

Justin wrote: Ashlee Simpson. Big nose, big chin, can't sing, swears too much. But at least she's not as stupid as her sister.
OH WAIT, her mom just clued everyone in - Jessica is actually close to genius level in the IQ area. A regular mensa-level smarty pants.

Yea, and the Queen of England is a hawt peese of arse. I dunno if I've ever seen anyone dumber than they pouty lipped bimbo. Bordering on so stupid I almost wouldn't whip it out and spackle her chin.

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Post by SteveO75 » 25 Jul 2004 15:42

I won't lie...I'm all about Ashlee Simpson, I'd stick her anywhere, anytime..

But I'm just a stupid newbie.

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