Hi Res Ashlee Simpson

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Post by Justin » 04 Jul 2004 09:40

Ashlee Simpson. Big nose, big chin, can't sing, swears too much. But at least she's not as stupid as her sister.

<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/AshleeSimpson1.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 1</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/AshleeSimpson2.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 2</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/AshleeSimpson3.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 3</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/AshleeSimpson4.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 4</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/AshleeSimpson5.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 5</A>

Verdict: <A HREF="/movies/hires/Avril-Black_Dress-01.jpg" target="_blank">AVRIL LAVIGNE</A> IS MUCH BETTER.
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Post by FiG » 04 Jul 2004 09:44

Yeah she's weird, sometimes she's hot, somethimes she's ghetto... I dunno, looks hot in those pictures with black hair though, hadn't seen that before...

Although her personality on the show is rather annoying and whinny...

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Post by Justin » 04 Jul 2004 09:47

ah yes. she also complains too much. whine whine whine.

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Post by James Earl Jones » 04 Jul 2004 09:52

Ashlee Simpson, is nothing spectacular, though I'd still hit. Beause she isn't god awfull.

However Avril is still by far the better person

Avril > Ashlee

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Post by Flyinmonkey88 » 04 Jul 2004 10:08

Ashlee Simpson lives off of her sister's fame, and evidently inherited the missing half of Jessica's brain. She acts like a prissy girl, just like her sister, but she pretends to be hardcore rock and roll just so she isn't an exact copy of her sister. But... me and the Simpson sisters would be an awesome threesome.

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Post by numberoneshaqfan » 04 Jul 2004 10:13

I'm not really attracted to either one, but Avril could get it first

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Post by Heathen » 04 Jul 2004 10:17

Does anybody else think that Ashlee looks a hell of a lot like Eminem? Similar facial structure. Kind of creepy.

And of course Avril is much better. Avril > everything.

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Post by toro » 04 Jul 2004 10:30

I think she's hot - not perfect, but really, you cant keep your standards too high.
Anyway, she annoys the shit out of me.


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Post by Clay » 04 Jul 2004 10:33

and yet, you know you would still hit it....

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Post by Dex » 04 Jul 2004 10:52

Clay wrote: and yet, you know you would still hit it....
Shut up Clay. No one likes you.

And big J, thank you for the pics.. I'm gonna sleep well tonight! :drool:

*fap fap fap*

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Post by banky » 04 Jul 2004 11:00

Ashlee does look very trashy in those pics. Not the kind of trashy that you'd like to bang with any regularity however.

More like...I'd hit it - but double bag it for fear of catching something from that loose, skanky whore. Then I'd toss her aside like the groupie -hanger-on-wannabe-singer she is.

Avril looks better of course (and tighter).....but that's not saying much considering how awful Ashlee looks there.

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Post by thestyleguy » 04 Jul 2004 11:24

ashlee = big nose, big chin, small boobies . . .

avril = hot ! ! !

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Post by heineken » 04 Jul 2004 11:28

None of the Simpsons are hot. Not Ashlee, or Jessica or their mom. Well maybe their mom. Defintly not Jessica or Ashlee though.

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Post by Humboldt South » 04 Jul 2004 11:32

Hey Justin,
Have you noticed that Maria Sharapova, the 17 year old russian who just won wimbledon, is REALLY hot? Check her out. She's posed for mens magazines like gq, and she actually has the tennis game to back up her hottness.

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Post by thestyleguy » 04 Jul 2004 11:36

that she has. she's got game and a hot bod as well. hooha!

anyone know where we can get hi-res pics of ms. sharapova?

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