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by embus
27 Aug 2005 05:06
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Mage's Sig
Replies: 42
Views: 18208

What? That is not an iPod shuffle. It is a tampon and a stethoscope. An iPod shuffle would have a little dial on it, and your tampon-wielding chimpanzee would probably not enjoy personal electronics as much as the warm, inviting call of a feminine hygene product. I know this because it is true. I be...
by embus
27 Aug 2005 04:57
Forum: Rants
Topic: Smash!!
Replies: 100
Views: 59697

I'll say.

Your "woo" is an ass thrusting cock gobbler.
by embus
26 Aug 2005 03:35
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Not enough Astro Glide...
Replies: 14
Views: 7172

I forgot I had this from the old boards...

Image
by embus
26 Aug 2005 03:33
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Not enough Astro Glide...
Replies: 14
Views: 7172

What a moron.

Everyone knows if you are going to take the whole horse cock up the ass you have to make sure that your sitter is paying attention to the depth with a makshift dinghopper using the bridal rein.

Wait... nevermind.
by embus
26 Aug 2005 03:25
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Mage's Sig
Replies: 42
Views: 18208

Damn, I already took them off. EDIT: I changed my sig. Only a few will get it. The rest will flame for no better reason than to flame. No. You need to edit your post again, because NOBODY "gets" it. Now, you officially have the gayest sig I have ever seen. And I mean "gay" in the truest sense of th...
by embus
25 Aug 2005 08:00
Forum: Rants
Topic: Smash!!
Replies: 100
Views: 59697

Racist!!
by embus
24 Aug 2005 12:43
Forum: Rants
Topic: Smash!!
Replies: 100
Views: 59697

Dissapointing even for you lot...

Lord of the Forums.

Not as fun as y'all's suggestions, but dissapointing nonetheless.
by embus
23 Aug 2005 16:00
Forum: Rants
Topic: Smash!!
Replies: 100
Views: 59697

LotF!!!!
by embus
23 Aug 2005 15:56
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Mage's Sig
Replies: 42
Views: 18208

Boy... back in the day I would have shoved a ban up Phife's ass quicker than you can say "Boy... back in the day I would have shoved a ban up Phife's ass". Why?? If you have to ask yourself that question, then you don't need to know. And BlackMage!!! I did ban BlackMage, but I think everyone did. No...
by embus
23 Aug 2005 15:44
Forum: Debates
Topic: On Keeping NWS stuff out of Avatars and Sigs
Replies: 51
Views: 30836

Oh man.

I always miss out on the supergay shit that I could really stick my nose in where it doesn't belong.

What a bunch of cockslobbery.
by embus
13 Aug 2005 05:33
Forum: Debates
Topic: I Have the Best Avatar
Replies: 130
Views: 62749

Are you trying to steal my glory??????
by embus
13 Aug 2005 04:53
Forum: Music
Topic: Desert Island mixtape
Replies: 15
Views: 10628

Halcyon and On and On - Orbital Habibi - Amr Diab That's Life - Frank Sinatra My Way - Frank Sinatra That's Amore - Dean Martin Mac the Knife - Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr. Rocketman - Me First and the Gimme Gimme's That Old Black Magic - Ella Fitzgerald Lush 3.1/3.2 - Orbital So Bro...
by embus
12 Aug 2005 10:34
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I can make you poop your panties
Replies: 6
Views: 5169

I'm in love.
by embus
12 Aug 2005 09:33
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I can make you poop your panties
Replies: 6
Views: 5169

That is the fucking COOLEST thing I have ever fucking seen.

Oh.My.God.
by embus
12 Aug 2005 06:28
Forum: Debates
Topic: I Have the Best Avatar
Replies: 130
Views: 62749

I withdraw my former comment regarding the best avatar.

I now can say, with no ego, that my avatar is indeed the best.