Sarah Silverman

18 11 2005

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

Q. Speaking of which, you get lots of attention for your looks.

A. I do, but that’s because I’m good-looking for a comic, for a Jew, for a … you know what I mean? I think guys who think I’m hot are like, ‘I think she’s hot.’ Like, they think they’re the only one. Like, I’m very approachable, I seem attainable. I mean, I understand. When they call me ‘coltish,’ I know it’s a nice way to say horse-face. [laughs] But it’s true. I Googled myself and I saw that I was No. 6 on some list. Ooooo, No. 6! Sarah Silverman! I was so excited and I clicked on it and it was a list of long, horsey-faced people. No. 2? Abraham Lincoln.

Horsey-faced?

Tap the brakes there, chief. Sarah is teh sex fuck hot pussy fuck balls.


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46 responses to “Sarah Silverman”

    18 11 2005
  • 1.  Titleist (15:51:09) :

    LAST!

  • 18 11 2005
  • 2.  El Payo (16:27:22) :

    Yeah. Sarah make me want to use a yarmulke instead of a jimmy hat.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 3.  smittenboy (17:37:31) :

    She is teh sexy shit! I can’t get over that Kimmel taps that shit! Bastard

  • 18 11 2005
  • 4.  guy (17:45:10) :

    For a jew is the correct qualifier. Because jews are ugly, smart, funny, but ugly. HIGHEST IQ, bitches!

  • 18 11 2005
  • 5.  guy (17:45:56) :

    For a jew is the correct qualifier. Because jews are ugly. Smar and funny, but ugly. HIGHEST IQ, bitches!

  • 18 11 2005
  • 6.  efilflah (17:52:14) :

    I’ve loved her ever since she said the words

    “You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He’s gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He’s not even gay but he’ll do it”

    Sweet sweet music to my ears.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 7.  smash (18:30:51) :

    I’ve always said Sarah is hot. I remember her back from her guest appearance on Star Trek: Voyager and I’ve wanted to uNF her since.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 8.  Jenesis (18:32:45) :

    Hot and funny. Unbeatable combination.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 9.  HAMSTER (18:54:51) :

    mmmmmmmmm *splash* oy.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 10.  al k holik (19:12:29) :

    If she ever approached me on the street, I would tell her that I was extremely funny. That would probably work.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 11.  Unlock Boss (19:34:49) :

    What’s the deal with… Sarah Silverman?

    She’s funny and sextacular, is what.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 12.  Zahid (21:10:06) :

    You know, I was watching Ms. Silverman on Conan last night, and at one point she stood up and some dudes started hooting so she said “For a Jew, right?”

    I don’t get it… is there some secret regarding Jewish women that I don’t know? I mean, having spent most of my life in the Dominican Republic, I never really met many Jews face to face.

    And to be perfectly honest with you, the few Jewish girls I met were actually very, very attractive.

    Like, when I see women like Natalie Portman, Winona Ryder, Phoebe Cates and even Sarah Silverman, I don’t think theres anything particurly unattractive about them. Horse-faced? How about mulattos like Mya or Mariah Carey, both horse faced and considerd “sexy”

    So yeah… I’d totally tap a Jewish girl (If I could). The sex would be hot and she can do my taxes after we’re done.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 13.  Guy (21:59:25) :

    I think this is the list she was talking about.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 14.  Guy (22:01:21) :

    And yes, Jewish women are ugly. They’re rich though, which kinda disguises it.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 15.  zecchino (22:06:58) :

    “mulatto”
    i love that word.
    it sounds so dirty, but it isn’t.

  • 18 11 2005
  • 16.  crabby (23:32:37) :

    Mestisos Rule!

  • 19 11 2005
  • 17.  bob (00:33:57) :

    Attainable is DAMN right – she’s dating JIMMY KIMMEL for shits sake.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 18.  SheepDog (00:55:53) :

    I’ve loved her since she refused to apologize for her joke on the Conan O’Brien show Where
    “When Silverman received a jury-duty notice, she complained to a friend that she didn’t want to serve; the friend suggested she send back the form with something racist written on it, like “I hate chinks,” because surely she would be ruled out as a juror. Silverman’s reply? “I didn’t want them to think I was racist, but I did want to get out of jury duty, so I wrote, ‘I love chinks.'””

  • 19 11 2005
  • 19.  Guy (00:58:40) :

    #15 – After mulatto comes quadroon and octoroon. Two other great words.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 20.  SheepDog (00:59:27) :

    haha, what a comedienne. In the second photo it says ‘sheer elegance’ and not only is she wearing a sheer top, she is holding a pair of shears :-D

  • 19 11 2005
  • 21.  Bill Clay (01:07:53) :

    I find it hard to believe that there is a magazine called “Heeb”. How long before we see “Homo” magazine on the stands?

  • 19 11 2005
  • 22.  Guy (01:11:32) :

    Sheepdog has picked up on something that everyone has looked past, which is that she isn’t even remotely funny.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 23.  Bill Clay (01:22:54) :

    I’m in LOVE!

  • 19 11 2005
  • 24.  Justin (03:51:49) :

    awesome #13, i was looking for that list.

    i laughed when i saw tina majorino on there. i guess not all child actresses grow up to be hot.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 25.  TheChef (04:01:22) :

    Dude, there are SO many dirty thoughts running through my head about Sarah. She’s fucking smokin, funny as hell and really fucking nice when you get down to it. Cooked for her and Kimmel once when I was in LA doing a personal chef gig. Fuckin awesome.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 26.  kiko (05:31:07) :

    She’s moderately hot but she does has a horsey face. I’d hit it.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 27.  Dairy (06:05:38) :

    Sarah is hot, she is not really horsey faced. She is also sexy, cause she is not only hot, but she is smart and funny – which is like the perfect package.

    Fact is that I have found Jewish gals really hot and very very fun in bed. Once you go Jewish, most other gals will seem shrewish.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 28.  pokepoke (08:16:34) :

    NERD MAGNET

    drool

  • 19 11 2005
  • 29.  Luke (12:00:14) :

    There is actually a magazine called “Heeb”? LOL!

    And yeah, Sarah is hot. And funny :)

  • 19 11 2005
  • 30.  YourBlueRoom (12:41:44) :

    SS has HAIRY JEW ARMS and, as a jew, I hate that in a female of my own persuasion!!!

  • 19 11 2005
  • 31.  tool (13:03:22) :

    Wot is ICC Profile TagData Overflow?
    Because Mr. Norton ain’t letting me see the pics.

  • 19 11 2005
  • 32.  Bill Clay (13:18:28) :

    Yeah, Norton Internet Security is telling me that I’m being haXored by Justin with “Profile TagData Overflow”!

  • 19 11 2005
  • 33.  Jack (14:35:28) :

    Definitely not hot.

  • 20 11 2005
  • 34.  Arvo (10:27:40) :

    Sarah Silverman is one of the funniest comedians around. Plus, you have to be really Jewish to get the joke in her pictures. So far, no one here has figured it out. She’s the best!

  • 20 11 2005
  • 35.  Zahid (10:41:52) :

    The joke being that Hasidic Jews fuck with a sheet with a hole for their naughty bits in between them and their wives?

    Id fuck with a sheet in between if the chick was fat or had the face of Rosario Dawson or something. Sort of like a glory hole, just without the suprise

  • 21 11 2005
  • 36.  Arvo (09:08:52) :

    Bingo, Zahid!

  • 21 11 2005
  • 37.  SheepDog (10:21:51) :

    yah dude, I learned that from watching Larry David in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” ^_^

  • 21 11 2005
  • 38.  EndlessMike (10:36:45) :

    How about that funny-ass sketch by the Upright Citizens Brigade where the guy was doing all kindsa bad things (smoking, bestiality, murder, etc) through a hole in a sheet?

  • 21 11 2005
  • 39.  Bill Clay (11:42:37) :

    #34 – Ummmm, the hole in the sheet thing is no big secret. Lots of us goys have heard of it.

  • 21 11 2005
  • 40.  Zahid (11:46:16) :

    But hey, if I were to bang a Hasidic Jewish woman (Not just ethnic Jew), would I (As a non Jew) have to use the sheet too?

  • 21 11 2005
  • 41.  monkeymachine (17:59:10) :

    meh, i’d fuck her..
    but i’d put a paper bag on her head first.
    if she started her so called “comedy”
    i’d hafta put… something…. in her mouth to shut her up.

  • 21 11 2005
  • 42.  Guy (22:23:04) :

    According to wikipedia the sheet thing is a myth. One of the characters in “one hundred years of solitude” makes her husband do it, so maybe its a south american thing.

  • 21 11 2005
  • 43.  Zahid (23:02:04) :

    My cousin Rob is fucking a Colombian (Same nationality as Gabriel Márquez, writer of “Cien Años de Soledad”) girl, and I don’t think he has to fuck her with a sheet in between.

    I’ll be sure to ask…

  • 22 11 2005
  • 44.  Guy (07:23:28) :

    Did anyone see the latest episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where he pretends to be a orthodox jew? Its probably the funniest episode of the entire series. Oh my god I loved it so much.

  • 22 11 2005
  • 45.  somerandomlurker (17:36:53) :

    Actually, when I first saw her I wondered “who is this hot chick and why is she on SNL?” Then some time after that I realized “Oh, she’s a comedian.”

    Along those lines, does anybody think she’s funny? I mean, she doesn’t have to be. I just wonder if anything she’s done is actually funny. I do have to admit that the quote someone posted from “The Way of the Gun” is magically delicious.

    And I don’t think I’ve ever once considered the fact that she’s a jew.

  • 27 11 2005
  • 46.  quijibo (05:49:27) :

    speaking as an Ecuadorean, i can testify that we do not shag with sheets in between our naughty bits

    jewish girls are the hotness

    i got a chubby reading that Sarah Silverman interview

    Sarah Silverman >>>> Kirsten Dunst

    hey. she’s got a movie out:
    http://www.jesusismagicthemovie.com/

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