Scar Jo

11 03 2005

My new ‘J.Lo’ name for Scarlett Johansson. Will it catch on? Probably not.

I got some less than perfect scans of Scarlett from the March issue of L’Officiel. Some French magazine. It’s not a bad spread. I like this pic. If only for the hint of the fleshy mounds of joy that lie just beyond the bottom frame of the picture.

Mmmm. Milky.

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    13 responses to “Scar Jo”

      12 03 2005
    • 1.  marsgwar (00:20:47) :

      might as well…besides being hot

      first post

    • 12 03 2005
    • 2.  subtleconfused (00:51:02) :

      “Scar Jo” is too derogatory. You would think she has some physical disformality.

    • 12 03 2005
    • 3.  Registeredpedophile (01:06:14) :

      I think people are scared of posting just the word “First” After I chewed DMB’s ass for it.
      And sure, I will use it.

    • 12 03 2005
    • 4.  nerima (03:48:50) :

      If your loan shark wants to send you a message, he sends Scar Jo. Scar Jo will FUCK YOU UP.

    • 12 03 2005
    • 5.  JustSumDude (06:24:56) :

      I think that was supposed to be funny, what Nerima said just then.

      It wasn’t. Oh well.

      P.S. Scarlett Johansson is unreasonably beautiful. She must be from some other planet or something. It’s true.

    • 12 03 2005
    • 6.  Seriously (11:37:18) :

      I met someone once with the approximate look and shape of Ms. Johansson.

      Except she’s older, so Ms. Johansson looks like her, really.

      Either way, she’s hard to ignore.

    • 12 03 2005
    • 7.  Seriously (11:37:46) :

      Susan is from another planet too.

      I caught on.

    • 14 03 2005
    • 8.  lost in wc (00:28:28) :

      i always thought she came off as being dumb in most interviews. then again, she’s hot. so, you have that argument.

    • 14 03 2005
    • 9.  rick (08:21:52) :

      I rode the ride that is Teh Scarlett…

      It’s NOT true.

      I only got hand.

    • 15 03 2005
    • 10.  mancide (15:48:03) :

      yummylicous

    • 15 03 2005
    • 11.  embus (16:11:47) :

      It’s the whole package. Everything about this woman exudes sex.

      I actually want to hump her raspy voice.

    • 15 03 2005
    • 12.  Justin (18:22:45) :

      i wish voices were fuckable. if they were, i’d hump jennifer tilly’s and joey lauren adams’ voices.

    • 20 03 2005
    • 13.  AngelBaby (20:23:12) :

      Actually, her voice doesn’t want to hump you, embitch…

      to bad yep to bad

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